Conversations With Luke,  High School

Ozzie: A Conversation With Luke

I forget how it came up in conversation, but….

  • L: [laughs at my comment]
  • Me, surprised: Do you know who Ozzie Osbourne is?
  • L, emphatically: YES! He’s a baseball player.
  • S and Me: [both burst out laughing]
  • (Note: I’m sure he was thinking of Ozzie Albies)
  • L, now concerned: Basketball player?
  • Me: Try singer.
  • L: Who?
  • Me: This is going on Facebook, even if it does show my failings as a parent.