The King: A Conversation With Luke

While listening to oldies on the (digital) radio….

• Radio: “Return to sender, address unknown….”
• Papa: Do you know who sings this? (It was during the verse.)
• Luke: [shakes his head]
• (Chorus starts)
• Steve: How about now?
• Luke: Yeah.
• Steve, skeptical: What is his name?
• Luke, eyes widening in fear: Um…. I know who it is, but I can’t think of it.
• Me: We saw a documentary on him at the movie theater.
• Luke: We did?!
• [Jeopardy theme]
• Luke, starting to panic: Prince?
• Steve: [headdesk]
• Nana and Papa: [joking shock and horror]
• Me: This is THE KING, son, not Prince!
• Me: [picks up my phone]
• Luke: Is this going on Facebook?
• Me: Yes. You have until I finish typing to come up with a good ending!
• Steve: Let me help you: Lilo and Stitch
• Luke: Elvis?
• Steve, semi-relieved: Do you know his last name?
• Luke, confident: Presley
• Steve: Well at least we (meaning as parents) did that right